orange8ro: (02B mfw)
Kel ([personal profile] orange8ro) wrote in [community profile] humiliatious 2024-08-21 03:51 am (UTC)

:3c

[Ah.

[. . . Ahhhh.

[Would You Push the Button Manipulate Your Childhood Hero: Y/Y]

That’s right, Mr. Space Merchant. [Kel leans one arm on the counter, leaning in reaaaaaal close.] Your secret’s safe with me—but.

[He pulls his pockets inside-out. How pitiful; lint, paperclips, that chewed-up pencil, another crumpled receipt… naught but trash!]

I’m a little short on change, see. And it would really, really make my boyfriend’s day [eye point to Sunny, hint-hint; Kel’s keeping his voice down, but not so much that Sunny’s not in on the scheme] if we could have a good couple bobas. We like to share it; I sip some of his, he has mine. We bond. Like lovers.

[Nod nod. Follow…?]


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