Two cups-- [Captain Space-- Space Merchant stops and sighs; looks around to make sure nobody is listening, and...lowers his voice to a whisper, leaning in over the counter.]

I am the real Captain Spaceboy, yes, but right now I'm trying on the whole merchant thing - you understand.

[He straightens back up, clearing his voice and announcing:]

Space Merchant's refreshing intergalactic boba teas here!